INTRO

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TURTLE WAX (FUNKAHOLICS ANONYMOUS)

-Trujillo-Muir-

My my my, your truth is a lie
And you help cover it up and you don't even ask why
So it goes

Funky wunky, the funky junky
Funky wunky, ouh won't you hit them with that
Nooky nooky, you got that cookie
Nooky nooky ouh

Hit them with the funky shit - you jokin'?
FUnky wunky ouh
Slam me with the funky fix - get going!
Funky junky ouh

Why why why do you quit before you try
You put a fake smile on your face but there's a tear in
your eye
So I go

Funky wunky, that funky junky
Funky wunky, ouh yeah hit me with it
Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie
Nooky nooky, ouh

Kick on in da funky shift - you got that?
Funky wunky ouh
Slam me with da funky fix - you got that?
Funky junky ouh

And I don't believe the things they try to say
'Cause things are gettin' a little funky

NO COVER/2 DRINK MINIMUM

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IMMIGRANT SONG

-Page-Plant- See Led Zeppelin homepage

CACA DE KICK

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DON'T STOP, SPREAD THE JAM!

-Muir-Turjillo-Siegel-Pleasants-

Conversation that no one's supposed to hear
My thoughts are hazy, but the weather says it's clear
Please don't confuse what was said with what you heard
Destroy the meaning to the point of the absurd

Oh it's a thought, full of rot
Take what you got, it hits the spot
So you can be all that you can
Oh it's a trip, so unhip
Watch out don't slip, give it some zip
And put some action to your plan!
Don't stop, spread the jam!

Oh it's your pick, call it sick
But make it click, and watch it stick
Just make sure you understand
Go on attack, don't look back
You cannot lack, break from the pack
Get your head out of the ground!
Don't stop, spread the jam!

Looking thru the reflection in the mirror
An inspiration for the failure that looms near
Pollute the pprinciple, distort the truth and find
Take one step further, and you're still three steps behind

Don't stop, spread the jam!

Slip out the door but don't lock it, you will return
It is not the action but from the thoughou will learn
Pay not attention ... pay the price, then count your change
Flip flop the average, what was normal now is strange

Don't stop, spread the jam!

Oh it's a thought, full of rot
Take what you got, it hits the spot
So you can be all that you can
Oh it's a trip, so unhip
Watch out don't slip, give it some zip
And put some action to your plan!
Don't stop, spread the jam!

Oh it's your pick, call it sick
But make it click, and watch it stick
Just make sure you understand
Go on attack, don't look back
You cannot lack, break from the pack
Get your head out of the ground!
Don't stop, spread the jam!

THREE HEADED MIND POLLUTION

-Muir-Trujillo-

Three headed mind pollution

I made up my mind, do you mind that I really don't mind?
I gotta align my mind, but I ain't got the time
My mind mind? Yes, it minds, now do you mind?
I made up my mind, do you mind that I really don't mind?

Out of my mind

Three headed mind pollution

When the mind goes blind, you just might find
The mad man was busy sucking down the wine

Three headed mind pollution

I made up my mind, do you mind that I really don't mind?
I gotta align my mind, but I ain't got the time
My mind mind? Yes, it minds, now do you mind?
I made up my mind, do you mind that I really don't mind?

Out of my mind

Panic

I'm not gonna ask, you ask
Are you now or have you ever been
A member of the three headed mind pollution?
Three headed mind pollution, out of my mind
I'll take a double three headed mind pollution
Extra chili and cheese, to go!

SLO-MOTION SLAM

-Muir-Trujillo-

Bust out with somethin' that you never see
Trip out on a kick called reality
You react, oh so typically
You're wasting my time

Lost in a moment
But something that got lost remains in me
Pray for atonement
To save me from the things that I can't see

You can't refuse what I'm giving
And I ain't gonna take it no more!
Shut it up, or put it up

Please be forgiving
For I've sinned in no one's eyes except for you
What you got is not for me
And everything I got you refuse to see
Adjust to see what is true

I really don't want it
And I really don't need it
And I really don't matter
And I really don't care
Slo-motion slam

Break - from all about
Trip - without a doubt
Move - and then you get it so you gotta be good
Stop - and then you want it 'cause they say that you should
Wait - and then they pass it 'cause you ain't got the sound
Go - and then you catch it on the second time 'round

And then you get it
'Cause you always got to do what you see
And everybody's always trippin'
On the things they can't be
And no one's ever got a moment
But they're wasting my time
And someone's always looking
For the things they can't find

Slo-motion slam
And when you see it don't ever look away
And everybody's livin' in a
Slo-motion slam
Move on and when you get it
Don't ever set it free
And now you know you're livin' in a
Slo-motion slam
Don't give, don't ever give up
Don't ever give in, never give it away
And now you want to live in a
Slo-motion slam, slo-motion slam it

Lies, what you're living
But I refuse to live your life no more
I ain't gonna go away
You made the game but not the rules I play
And I'm declaring it war
You can't refuse what we're giving
And we ain't gonna take it no more

Shout - hallelujah
But there ain't no shout that's gonna save my soul
Screams - echo through me
It's always in a fight to gain control
We really don't want it
We really don't need it
And it really don't matter and we really don't care

Living, living in a slo-motion slam

They say we can't do it
And they say we ain't supposed to
They say we better not
But we say we don't care
We don't care!

A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND (LADIES LOVE 'SIP)

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INFECTIOUS GROOVES

-Muir-Trujillo-Dunn- See The Plague...

THESE FREAKS ARE HERE TO PARTY

-Muir-Trujillo-

I'm not here to hurt you
I got enough things that already hurt
I'm not here to hate you
I got much better things to hate
I'm not here to fight you
I wanna fight then I'll pick on myself
I'm just here to tell you
These freaks are here to party!

Infectious Grooves!

I'm not here to love you
You want love call "976-"
I'm not here to kiss you
You wanna kiss then you better kiss this
I'm not here to hold you
I'm holding in enough shit as it is
I'm just here to tell you
These freaks are here to party!

These freaks, us freaks, we're here to party

Infectious Grooves!

I'm not here to smell you
I'm just here to tell you
These freaks are here to party
And I hope you come along and party too!

THE MAN BEHIND THE MAN

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FAME

-J. Lennon-D. Bowie-C. Alomar- See Teenage Wildlife David Bowie page

SAVOR DA FLAVOR

-Muir-Trujillo-

Raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime

She's got that flavor I love to savor
I'll lick your flavor baby, anytime
'Cause she's got raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime

I heard about the man that was eating his shoe
And the three-eyed lady said how do you do
You brake to take, but it ain't no mistake
It just don't make no kinda sense to you
Just sitting there, won't you get control of yourself
It was the 3rd of May and now it's June the 12th
So stop you lop, I get the pick of the crop
Savor da flavor

Raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime

Her waves in motion, start a commotion
I'll take her potion any day or time
Like an illusion, spreading confusion
She knows she's using it and that's just fine
I could have been a rumor, but I like what I hear
So I took it one step further
Threw it out of the rear
Do you wait or hate or retaliate
And I take a little dance with the fear
Not a pretty lady trying to take it on me
But she's got a little sister, that's the place I'll be
In a line, she's fine and she's gonna be mine
Savor da flavor

Raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime

Savor da flavor

Raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime

NO BUDGET/DUST OFF THE 8-TRACK!

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INFECTIOUS GROOVES

-Muir-Trujillo-Dunn- See The Plague...

YOU PICK ME UP (JUST TO THROW ME DOWN) "THERAPY"

-Muir-Trujillo- See The Plague...

DO THE SINISTER

-Muir-Trujillo- See The Plague...

BIG BIG BUTT, BY INFECTIPHIBIAN

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SPRIC!

-Infectious Grooves-

(Urp!)
(I'm all about the old style spricin', you know what I'm sayin'?)

Spric! Spric!
Spric! Spric it down, spric it down!

Spric! Spric! Spric! Spric!

Spric! Spric!
(I'm 'bout to go spric loco on y'all!)
Spric! Spric it y'all, spric it y'all!
(Watch me bust out. Spric-) 

Spric!
 In the morning,
Spric!
 In the night!
Spric!
 Make you do it,
Spric!
 Do it right!

Spric!
 Can you feel it?
Spric!
 Feels alright!
Spric!
 In the pocket,
Spric it y'all, spric it y'all!

I want to spric with you my lady.
 (Uh huh, dat's right, a ha ha ha ha,)
I want to spric with you my baby.
 Spric it y'all, spric it y'all!

Spric! Spric!
 Come one!
Spric!
 Everybody!
Spric!
 I'll spric!
Spric!
 You can spric!
Spric!
 If you want to (I'm not afraid!)
Spric!
 But don't spric on my part
Spric it down, spric it down!

Spric!
 In the morning
Spric! 
 In the night!
Spric!
 Make you do it!
Spric!
 Do it right! (Uh huh!)
Spric!
 Can you feel it?
Spric!
 Feels alright! (Yeah!)
Spric!
 In the pocket,
Spric it y'all, spric it y'all

I want to spric with you my lady.
 (Heh, dat's the way, ha!)
I want to spric with you my baby.
 Spric it y'all, spric it y'all!

Mm hm. So what's all about this spricin'?
(I don't know)
I'm all about it!
(Dat's right!)
Aw yeah? Give it to me!

Spric! Spric!
Spric! Spric it y'all, spric it y'all!

Spric!
 Spric-????????
Spric!
 Spric-ee-like!
Spric!
 Spric-ee-likky doggy-dog!
Spric!
 Spric-ee right!
Spric!
 Aw spric-ee spric-ee!
Spric!
 Aw spric-uh!
Spric!
 Watch me spric y'all!
Spric it y'all, spric it y'all,

SPRIC!

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