Hi! My name is Sam Douglass and this is my personal World Wide Web
page. This page is here to suck up space and bandwidth on the Internet.
Basically, it contains a lot of useless information that serves no purpose
other than satisfying my own narcissistic needs. Enjoy!
This page is changed all the time because I'm always in
my room sitting at my computer with nothing better to do than change my Web
page. If you want to send mail, although I don't know why you would want to
mail a loser like myself unless you want to try to reason with me and get me
to remove my page, then click here: loser@lamos
.com
